January 2010
109 posts
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Eat-all-you-can dinner after a root canal session
That’s how I roll.
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The Sexless Innkeeper
heyrandei:
margaritaqueen:
amnesiacr:
sarahptor:
‘Twas the night before New Years and the weather grew mean It was three in the morning and I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew empty the gaslights grew dim the horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in.
Last call was approaching and my fortunes looked bleak then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek.
She had a peach...
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Pare 1: Pre, ang ganda ng pinatattoo ko sa "ano"...
Pare 2: Wala ka sa tattoo ko: PGMA. Pag tumigas yung ano ko nagiging “PROYEKTO NI PANGULONG GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO”.
Seeing as they revised and updated Fireflies, I...
The Owl City vocalist sounds like a whining girl
Any wise guy who would attempt to sing any Owl City song in a karaoke must be shot.
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Today I realized that the world cannot end in 2012...
noisyman:
pwnator:dontknowdontcare:noahkai:(via hbnast)
Whew.
And we are yet to experience the following:
§ Adjustable bat
§ Autoadjusting and autodrying jacket
§ Automatic dog-walker
§ Automated gas station
§ Barcode license plate
§ Binocular card
§ ...
Conan's Tonight Show's premiere and final episodes
…are sitting in my drive waiting to be watched tonight.
trinathestrange:
djlou:
whothehellisbogs:
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Two tall cans of beer makes me see in the dark
I couldnt find the damn bathroom light switch but I never missed tehh bowl.
Thank you for calling HP how may I help you?
Me: Is this technical support for Pavillion DV laptops?
Tech Support: Yes sir. May I know what the problem is?
Me: The laptop doesn’t POST and is giving beep codes. I already tried to fix it by *15-minute lecture on hardware dissection*…
Tech Support: Is the computer still under warranty?
Me: It’s more than 3 years old so I don’t think so.
Tech Support: Then let me...
If you feel like you're being followed
That’s probably just me following back all my followers.
Best Thing in Life that's Free #61545:
High pressure bidet hose
